Corey Delaney
WHY?
- Threw a massive party while his parents were out of town
- His party caused some rioting and over $20k in damages
- Refused to take off those stupid sunglasses, but insisted on making news reporters look really stupid, lol! Youtube it, it's funny.
- His recent actions will get him more pussy then anyone has ever gotten in highschool.
- He'll probably have a high paying promoter job once he's of age.
Maddox ( http://maddox.xmission.com/ )
WHY?
- Currently 202,167,633 people think he's right about everything.
- Writes about things he hates which is usually what awesome people hate too. So he probably hates you.
- Addresses women about the stupid clothes they think are fashionable when really they look like trash in them. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
- Destroyerish sense of humor!
George Hotz AKA The Iphone Hacker
WHY?
- Spent his summer hacking the iphone.
- Being the first person in the world to successfully break the apple / cingular, hardware / software lock on the iphone and then trading the hacked iphone for a Nissan 350Z and 3 more iphones.
- Stickin it to the man, thats how we like it. Nuff said!
PamB
WHY?
- major contributor and supporter of Destroyer for years
- writes excellent articles for our djs and artists
- keeps supagroover in line while still partying hardcore :slayer:
Jzar
WHY?
- Smartass. Plain and simple.
- He doesn't give a fuck.
- Speaks his mind and will tell you what's up.
- Slams dem 40s
Deep n Dark
WHY?
-He's the weirdest and coolest member of our community
-When you read his posts, you never know what to expect
-He rocks like no other, and we all love him for it.
Britney Spears
WHY?
-Cuz she went psycho, nuff said
Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens
WHY?
- they developed a sweet sign promoting Aqua Teen Hunger Force, hung it up around the great city of Boston only for it's idiot citizens to think they were bombs, resulting in shutting down the entire city for a day
- when asked about the publicity stunt by the press, the talked about classic hair styles.
Alan
WHY?
-is the master of drunkenly passing out at inopportune times
-can hang with Mighty and Pattycakes's partying on a regular basis
-does more mashups/acapellas/doubleup tricks than almost any other dj on destroyer(excluding Audio1 of course)
-manages to be a gay drum and bass/ragga/breakcore dj without having to deal with a bunch of homophobic crap from stupid ignorant bitches
-wrestled on the floor in a bar and managed to convince the door guy not to kick us out because we were "just friends having fun" while being completely stinking drunk on whiskey and tequila
Bone
WHY?
-For being able to do the Dynamite impression on command.
-For letting his house become a temporary rave cave.
-For letting his wife get away with charging mikey payload an arm and a leg for some mccormicks rum and then losing the bottle at some point in the night.
-For being an interweb dork l33t.
-For watching the kid so Annie can come party!
Heijynx
WHY?
-She goes through a bottle of Bacardi by herself in one night.
-She gets drunk and beats the shit outta her friends.
-She always plays the "butthole" game, and yes, she will beat the shit outta you.
-I've never seen her puke, no matter how fucked up she is.
-Because she's Gabby, and she's fucking badass.
Anavrin
WHY?
-makes her own rat food
-wears underware on outside of clothes
-gets completely torn off jack and diet coke
-if the party is lame, she screams "this party is lame" at anyone that will listen
-takes care of stink
FemmeFatale
WHY?
-She always says what she means, no matter how bitchy it sounds
-She has the cutest baby ever
-She makes the most awesome destroyer cakes!!!
-She can still party all night even though she is a mommy.
-She does questionable things in the pool.
Kuttah
WHY?
-for wearing Destroyer gear practically every day
-for continually buying more destroyer shit he doesnt need
-for making the illest chicken wings in the entire kru
-for being the most un-PC DJ on Destroyer
-for being the most un-PC human in north america
-for making an ass out of himself for our enjoyment
-for shouting and punching with reckless abandon
-for putting up with Mighty's psychotic bullshit endlessly and still supportin the cause
Logic
WHY?
-for being able to drink non stop for days on end without sleep
-for dry humping other guys at bars
-for making the drive all the way from NY
-for making the silliest faces in every picture he takes
-for being a prick to everyone, he does not descriminate
-and for making out with Stink...cuz...you know...someone has to do it
-for drinking dos equis
DnBKitty
WHY?
-for taking awesome pics all the time
-loving wine and always having a bottle opener in her purse
-not owning a pair of jeans
-buying turntables just because she wanted to
-and just being her!
Unknown Dumbass
WHY?
-Cause he dove face first down an escalator and busted his shit...lol
-He's either really stupid, or has bigger balls than most of us.
original movie here: http://www.break.com/index/escalator28.html
NiK Nasty aka Joey
WHY?
-look at his face. Those are 18 stiches in his face. Why are their 18 stiches in his face? becuase he got kicked out of a bar and tryed to get back in. Bouncers beat him down, he dosnt remember it, but a lawyer is gonna sort things out for him.
btw- those cuts/gashes dont happen from people's fists, wtf mate.
Hue-e
WHY?
-He's one of the Founding Fore Fathers of Destroyer.
-He does naughty things in his mexican wrestling mask. (not confirmed, but we all know)
-He graciously allowed us to drink his keg of heineken.
-He supports the anti-valentines movement through T-Shirt Design and etc.
-and finally, Becuase he dosnt need a fucking reason, he keeps it raw and rugged.
Ethica
WHY?
-for wearing an awesome party hat NYE
-hosting a grip of ppl NYE
-making awesome cheese dip
-buying lipgloss for ppl
-and tearing it up on the jack so much, she had to dip outta breakfast/lunch early
-and of course for being the bestest girl a guy could ever have :bananabuttsex:
Stink
WHY?
Cause he ate taco bell, got sauce on his destroyer shirt and passed the fuck out! Good enough reason as any.
BigB
WHY?
-he is a pimp
-he continues to pimp while wearing 2 hats at once
-he sang to anavrin on the stream
-he does kissy faces to the camera
-he pissed stink off when he covered my show, cuz he partied like no other and we think stink was really just jealous
Mighty
This one goes out to you Mighty... just cause you're you